Not quite a hit, but it’s not a Swiss miss
I’ve missed most of Norway, but if you’ve seen the video it’s not dissimilar. The discussion on my desk is about the legitimacy of...
5 August – I wonder where my absent love is
It's a scary fact that there will be participants in our favourite TV show who were born after 2000. Does that make you feel...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 38 – Switzerland
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Marius lumbers around in this video looking and sounding like a pissed bloke who's forgot his glasses trying to...
6 April – I don’t breathe if you are not here
Many people have trodden the boards more than once, some with aplomb, and some doing stuff we'd rather not talk about. And I'm not...
UK Eurovision: You Decide. Well, I’ll be the judge of that…
rankly I’m left disappointed by the UK’s participation this year. What’s that? No, not with the 6 songs that were revealed today by the...
I feel dirty
Well, this is going to sound very ungrateful to our gracious Athenian hosts, but we're going to win and they're going nowhere.
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UK are having issues with their large erection!
It seems that the UK were having issues with their large glass erection which could present a problem when it comes to the real...
13 February – I’m out of my head, I don’t know...
Do you wish that contests were close these days. The current scoring makes things a little more dramatic, but there were days when it...
2 November – Tomorrow you’ll still be in paradise
If you were an all-round entertainer, and an appearance in our favourite TV show was only one of the highlights of your career, would...
25 June – As long as you’re on the ground, I’ll...
Do you ever think that, sometimes, the biggest star to come out of a Eurovision Song Contest isn't always the winner? Sometimes, that singer...