And so it starts with Sweden
So day 102 in the Big Eurovision house has started with a bit of Sweden.
Fans will tell you that Robin is the Messiah, and...
Switzerland didn’t get shown but …
The Andrex puppy has been weaving their magic on this one and no mistake. Miruna, your lead singer, is standing on top of a...
It’s Norway and Sensible
In any other semi-final and in any other year, arguably JOWST would have a decent and normal song that is performed exactly like it...
3 May – And my land will be your belly of...
I'm told by Mr Phil that today's birthday boy makes him very happy. I'm sure for some of you out there in OnEuropeland will...
If gays made Eurovision songs …
Then this would probably be the best song in the world! Sponsored by the gay version of Carlsberg.
You will read on Twitter that this...
Netherlands – Sorry for quickness – have been unwell :/
Netherlands is much of a muchness. I appreciate the sentiment behind it and I appreciate it's written by the girls' father for their dying...
Tijana looks good at 10am in the morning mind…..
Well having just got here I am treated with Serbia.
My first impression is that it feels very familiar and Tijana doesn't appear to be...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – United Kingdom
Never Give Up On You by Lucie Jones
The coincidence of being British, and of alphabetical order, means that I always get to finish my...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Ukraine
Time by O. Torvald
O. Torvald, aside from having the most unusual name for a band, are a group of some local standing with 5...
Omar had better not come back without all his notes.
Omar had some back-lighting issues in the first run-through and, thankfully the cameras realised where he was on the second go, but he's not...