So, I told you we’d have thoughts. I certainly...
So Phil and his ears have been listening away to the six Song for Europe - sorry Eurovision: You Decide entrants for 2019. Let's...
Norway – No Way
This is wrist slittingly awful. It's isn't the most happy of songs at the best of times and, it has been said, that he...
Norway – Three don’t become one
My first thought on this run-through was: "Why does the lead singer (Tom) look like he's dressed for a uniform fetish party?" He seemed...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 1
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits will delight with musings on the musical merits of the songs competing in...
It has been such a long time….
Since the UK got a round of applause anwhere, let along in the press centre but mark down the time OnEuroper's - 1.40pm CET...
Netherlands – they listened …
There has been lots of press over the last few days that focussed on how this song was staged, rather than the song itself....
OnEurope’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – We haz a winner!
So after nearly 30,000 words of crap written by me and the other three amigos that contribute to this site we are ready to...
Fresh Ema you say? – Half stale more like
The unheralded (on this site at any rate) selection show for new talent, EMA Freš, took place on RTVSLO tonight where there had been,...
Benidorm fest kicks off – Late at night – best place...
A 2245CET start isn't really conducive for any good reportage at this time of the night or morning (Depending when I release this). This...
Fourth Swedish Semi Final result
Well after a show that felt like it was from 1984, and was about ten thousand hours long, the result of the 4th Swedish...