Yoorop’s living a celebration
Spanish TV has confirmed it will revive a previously successful format to pick its next Eurovision representative.
Operación Triunfo is a reality-show talent contest which...
Switzerland … Where’s the energy?
As you can see, rather worryingly, it looks as though (lead singer) Miruna too is going through the motions and is almost pleading for...
Not quite a hit, but it’s not a Swiss miss
I’ve missed most of Norway, but if you’ve seen the video it’s not dissimilar. The discussion on my desk is about the legitimacy of...
Norway – This could be in trouble… maybe?
Mr Hacksaw has just said "ooh it looks better in the hall than it does on the television" - which is another unfortunate thing...
San Marino: Jimmie is a welcome distraction from the song
I missed most of San Marino as I was lusting over Juicy Papi in his press conference, but what I did catch is, well,...
It’s the 1979 Marshall Amplification Disco Dancing Champs …
So, it's comedy time at the Eurovision with Val and Jim!
The fans like this because, well, Valentina (God and gays love a trier), but...
What a start from the Dutch
Day Seven (though it feels like longer) begins with Netherlands, The.
My phone just rang... it's NSF 1989... they want all their songs back!
OG3NE split...
Netherlands power vocals
Good morning OnEuropeans! Another day in the bubble. Netherlands first up for us today.
I’m a little disappointed by this. It’s very plainly staged with...
UK in not shit either shocker
I know, I know what you are thinking - I'm always going to say this because I'm biased towards the UK - except I'm...
UK is going for gold
Ooh UK is brilliant! Lucie does so well. She’s alone in a mustard/gold-coloured dress, and she’s standing on a complicated erection, which has a...