Netherlands – Everyone’s got a little WTF in them?
Dear AVROTROS. Waylon had a perfectly serviceable song. He could have sung this on his own in faux cowboy gear and a stetson with...
Everybody’s got a little Bet Lynch in ’em
Waylon has been inspired by American country rock for this musically. Visually he’s been inspired by British soap opera, as he’s wearing the kind...
San Mari-NO
Oh my! San Marino. We thought this might be cheap but it’s even cheaper than we hoped. The robots are here – and they’ve...
No, baby no!
My my my, San Marino courtesy of Malta, Germany via Bratislava give the ‘what the actual fuck’ moment this year and certainly will have...
San Marino – If this is the best you can come...
Then you really need to go and have a word with yourselves and consider your participation.
I have just witnessed three of the most painful,...
Serbian striding and strutting
Hhm. Serbia’s not great. Musically this has plenty to stand out, but visually they’re making a bit of a fist of it. There’s some...
I balkanika this, but not a lot!
Balkanika next up for Serbia and I really like this song. The staging is pretty much as I would have expected with the old...
Serbia – what a load of old Balkans …
If you are talking generic and if you are talking about songs that clearly know their audience, then Serbia should be right at the...
Boy wonder Rybak is bak!
So the Rybak opens the second semi final and the Norwegian package is pretty much ready to go. We missed the first run-through, but...
Norway: that’s how you get on my tits
Bom dia! Tudo bem? We had our first proper Eurovision party last night, with an impromptu DJ set from DH Ohrmeister, Konstantin, in Trumps...