Is it Keiino time in Norway?
The final heat of three in Norway's MGP has taken place. This is the one with fan favourite Keiino taking part with an, admittedly,...
Norway – Feed you my points!!
It could almost be the theme song to the 1980's kiddies TV Programme Trap Door, or something that a band called Death Metallist Trousers...
It’s Norway and Sensible
In any other semi-final and in any other year, arguably JOWST would have a decent and normal song that is performed exactly like it...
Fiddle-dee dee fiddle de dee
Phil: I know that everyone is saying that Alexander Rybak is nailed on to win this contest - and I know that for some...
12 April – There’s still a sun that could ease all...
Yesterday we had a winner. But as we know our favourite TV show is a competition, and for every winner, someone has to prop...
Second heat in Norway – Result now live.
Back for another go at it are those Pesky Norwegians. This is the second of their first round heats leading up to a big...
12 January – I try act cool, but I’m boiling, feeling...
Imagine the scenario. You're part of an act that wins their national final, and gets the lucky golden ticket to some fine city in...
20 July – I have pulled the trigger on this awful...
A song like today's song is one I don't want to stop. You get them sometimes. They look a bit odd to start with...
Norway – No Way
This is wrist slittingly awful. It's isn't the most happy of songs at the best of times and, it has been said, that he...
30 March – When curtains fall I do my show
It's one of those days. I'm not quite sure how to preface today's birthday song. I could say that it took place in the...