Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Denmark
I suspect I'm not the right demographic (ageing homosexual who would rather children be seen and not heard) for Reiley's frothy pop ditty. That...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 6 – BELGIUM.
Because of You by Gustaph.
I passed a most agreeable weekend in Brussels this January, all the sweeter after having to cancel my previous two...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Tell Me More by TuralTuranX.
Our first glimpse of Azerbaijan’s entrants was a photo and short video of what looked like a couple of, well,...
9 April – You haven’t done anything to me
If you could put money on the next country of the Big Five to win, who would you pick? Italy was the last of...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Czechia
You wait all year for a Eurovision song to have a go at Putin, and along come two in quick succession. The Czech entry...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 8/37 – Cyprus
Cyprus – Andew Lambrou – Break a Broken Heart.
After years and years of banger by numbers sung by woman type people, CYBC and Panik...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Cyprus
Aussie Andrew Lambou is this year's imported talent taking to the stage for Cyprus at Eurovision. And to be fair, there's nothing especially wrong...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 7/23 – Croatia
Croatia – Let 3 - Mama ŠČ!
Croatia is the Blandy McBlandface of the contest... usually. However that title has been passed to… well keep...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Croatia
I get how this is likely someone's warped idea of televoting cat nip, and maybe that's why I reacted in the way I did...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 4 – Austria
Who the Hell is Edgar? by Teya and Salena.
Historical figures have long featured in Eurovision songs. Just recently we’ve had Cleopatra and Mata Hari...