16 April – Look inside yourself
It's duet time again. Are you excited? It means you get two stellar performers for the price of one. They get to share the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 16/37 – Greece
Victor Vernicos - What they say.
First thing is first, the shoot for the video must have been a health and safety nightmare. I'm sure...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Greece
ERT has stepped up its game in recent Eurovision years. Rather than send yet another cheap banger, there's been a genuine effort to invest...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
Lord of the lost - Blood and Glitter
Having seen Mo's review, who gave this song a 0 and, as Georgia showed, I'd already wrote...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 14/37 – Georgia
Iru - Echo
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered Iru was not a pseudonym for Irn Bru, and wasn't singing this:
Disappointed Georgia, disappointed.
Now, I'm going...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Germany
The 'Big 5' have come in for a fair bit of criticism in recent years - mostly on account of how (with the exception...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 13/37 – France
La Zarra - Évidemment
Time for my dad joke
Teacher - Johnny, can you tell me a sentence with fascinate in it?
Johnny - Yes miss, My...
14 April – There are only two ways to live your...
There are so many different ways to tackle your three (or maybe six) minutes of fame on that Eurovision stage. Being part of a...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Georgia
Surely if you're going to sing in English, and it's not your first language, you'd have someone give the words a quick once over....
13 April – I would lay my life on the line
In a contest like Eurovision, it often happens that we get different songs with the same title. But a similar song title doesn't always...