Levina’s eurovision life just got perfect
Berlin-born Levina will sing for Germany at the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest in Ukraine.
After a long and often torturous selection show, it all came...
1 June – I can’t think straight, I just wanna be
As you'll know, there were some surprises and some givens in Lisbon last month. We all wanted a certain country to qualify but it...
24 December – The necklace around your neck is wet
If you're anything like me, you'll be starting your festivities very shortly. Or it could be tomorrow. Or it could be early next month....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Greece
This Is Love by Demy
Have the wheels finally come off the Greek Eurovision juggernaut? Back in 2004 Sakis Rouvas (mark 1) kick started a...
27 March – Don’t talk, listen to me, friend
There are times when you know how a song is going to do. Even before it graces a Eurovision stage. Some are guaranteed certain...
14 April – There are only two ways to live your...
There are so many different ways to tackle your three (or maybe six) minutes of fame on that Eurovision stage. Being part of a...
10 April – We’re gonna rap-op-bop tonight
Do you feel for Belgium? A fully-formed country, but two broadcasters that keep to their own markets - except for Eurovision of course and,...
Music and maths for Lithuania
I'm presuming that the Lithuanians can bank a 12 from Ireland and an 8+ from the UK of stuff. Not a lot else in...
Malta’s losing the fight
Warrior number two comes from Malta this year, and Amber’s got a fight on her hands. Not just to best Warrior number one, Nina...
Belgium … Mr Creosote and his wafer-thin song
Sadly, however, the Go Compare man, who looks frightfully bad on his twitter photo, has just polished his XXL man-size turd of a song...