Now hear this!
I've just been in a big room with a stage and a Dima Bilan and a Sibel Tuzun and a Tina Karol and a...
The Finns are loud, brash and …
... fantastic and excellent and every other word that adds to my personal general consensus that this is the winner.
It's pissed all over everything...
Stand by for action!
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We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...
Ireland, Cyprus, Monaco
Sorry but we are going to have to leave early - remember it's a Sunday tomorrow and we need to go and shop for...
Belarus and Albania
I've somehow managed to walk out on Kate Ryanair, before she'd even arrived on stage. How rude! I've also annoyed the hobnob by dropping...
An afternoon journey into Night
As it turned out, Hari Mata Hari was still warbling when I got there, so I saw a few run throughs of Bosnia. It's...
Iceland – was (in Sylvia Night Stylee) …
Fucking Awesome!
She did the following in no particular order
1 - Tell the stage crew to "fuck off" as they were "a bunch of amateurs"
2...
Carola i Mördskandal!!!!
Cause she's just killed Estonia's chances. One run through is enough - 'Through My Window' looks like 'Invincible' before the paint job. I mean,...
I’ve abandoned a warbling Sandra Oxenryd …
...but I'll rejoin her shortly.
When I was writing my previous blog, sitting comfortably in the press centre, I was joined in short order by...
It’s been a long old day in Eurovision Land
Then we get Carola. About 700 press packed into seeing her rehearse - and the first 3 times I saw it - I thought...