The 43 Worst Lyric Lines At Eurovision 2017
OK, so we're used to there being a few cases of lumpy language and dubious translations every year at Eurovision, but this year the denizens...
4 September – You are like salt on my wound
Are there entries you forget? Those songs that competed as earnestly as any other, and yet disappeared without trace once the curtain went down...
17 December – We collide in black and white
It's often a thing that singers sometimes sing for another country to where you think they should sing for. There are often valid reasons,...
Azerbaijan – X my underwhelmed heart
I are not happy. Smallest pressroom ever - no LAN only WiFi, and desks for community media located in places where we cant see...
You and me have a bad romance? Cyprus release their song!
Now, before you all start shouting at me, you can hear the background music to Bad Romance by Lady Ga-Ga in the newly released...
Houdek finally lands Croatian Eurovision job
The world loves a trier. And there’s no-one who’s tried harder to earn three minutes on the Eurovision stage than Croatian singer Jacques Houdek.
This...
12 June – I only want to think about you
Hooray! A legend's birthday! Well, we think he is anyway. It's from the time when a certain Baltic nation started to show us what...
5 April – You’re not alone you’re not alone you’re not...
It's always daunting being first on in a song contest. It's bad enough if you get the Saturday night gig. But if you get...
19 March – My dream is pouring you its wine
Not so long ago, eyebrows were raised when our favourite TV show was extended to 25 countries. Can you imagine that? A one-night spectacular...
Croatia: Jacques & Jacques
Croatia is all the kinds of ridiculousness you’ve heard it is, singing a duet with himself in two different voices. It’s hilarious, none of...