Hacksaw calling
Afternoon!
Them other lummoxes have shuffled off for lunch, so I guess it's time for me to fill you in on what's really happening -...
A morning of various joy – an evening of much of...
Aww Bosnia. It's flippin' brill!
He starts off in a washing basket, with four knitting brides behind. Then everyone just runs about a bit in...
Eeesti … yeees?
Phil: Carola has imported her Wind Machine in for this one! It's still shite However, it's not as bad as we thought it was...
Israel – WITH SOUND
Phil: Huzzah - They fixed the sound... unfortunately we can still hear Boaz ...
We can now - but with Feedback ... still, it might...
Montenegro – sans sound due to a technical problem
Well......
He is the Montenegrin Carlos Tevez ... although, and I intend to annoy people early here, he looks like a special needs patient that...
Actual rehearsals …
I've seen one run through of Montenegro, an entire rehearsal session of Israel, and it was only the arrival of the Estonians that actually...
Armenia – Wood and wind
The stage is all decked out in red trees on a black background, and Hayko has an actual tree on stage that's been absolutely...
German cheese
Nick: I'd like to thank all those who explained Cicero to me yesterday - and I think I get it now. It's Robbie Williams...
The French are channeling OnEurope
I think I get this now. It's a long haired guy looking all wistful into the camera and overacting slightly whilst an oddball bald...
Greece – stuck in a Eurovision groove
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Phil: The more I listen to this - the more I have decided that Sarbel sounds better IF you play 'Yassou...