So no Cicciolina in Finland then.. Aksel with loads of vowels...
Death to Juries, so Roy and I say. Cicciolina, which was performed car-crashingly badly live, failed to rescue Eurovision and all sensible people by...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 7 of 39 – Croatia
The Croatian song starts a run of three days with songs that I actually like which (spoiler alert) stop with that shit from Denmark...
Italy’s noisy, chaotic glory
Finally! It’s our first look at the six automatic finalists. The order this afternoon is Italy, Germany, Netherlands, France, UK then Spain. Any press...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 23 – Latvia
Folk me, Latvia has had a folking dreadful run of songs for most of the past decade. Only Aminata has managed to save them...
Ireland, Cyprus, Monaco
Sorry but we are going to have to leave early - remember it's a Sunday tomorrow and we need to go and shop for...
25 May – I’m torn apart but I am a survivor
There are false flaggers and there are false flaggers. The first category are quite open with that status - and they have nothing to...
26 November – Like the colours of the rainbow we’ll tie...
If you're a new viewer to our favourite TV show, you might not know today's song, as it doesn't even come from this century....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Belgium
I can't deny this is my favourite song in the 2018 line-up. I don't completely buy into the 'Bond Theme' comparisons, if anything it...
How Azerbaijan won Eurovision by accident
When Ell and Nikki won the Eurovision Song Contest for Azerbaijan last May there were immediate loud cries of “foul” ringing out through the...
As I seem to be the least indisposed of the team...
...here's some quick drive-by bloggahj on the first three of the morning (videos from our chums at ESCKaz this time)
So Montenegro... he apparently has...