It’s all a bit meh for Cyprus
Nick: There's a strange man about four feet to my right who keeps saying "meh" at me. I'm underwhelmed myself. Evdokia starts the song...
Morena has it wrapped up for Malta
Phil: There is a saying that some singers could qualify at Eurovision without opening their mouths. This is the problem that Morena is having....
And La France
Franko: Here we go again. Another song I actually like that's given an unremarkable presentation and likely to finish in the bottom five. There's...
German feathers
Nick: Germany are not adding anything to the sum of my happiness right now. No Angels are five lasses - who were, apparently, HUGE...
Denmark’s Simon Mathew will be performing … so they said
... they lied. He's already finished, while I was outside on the foundation stone fortifying myself with a Karamel Kornet, a chocolate covered foam...
Azeri Rumour
This is OnEupean public service broadcasting at its best. Listening to idle gossip, so you don't need to.
Anyway, that party that Mr. Roy told...
Hoisting the Flag (For You)
Well, it's a busy old morning in Eurovisionia. I saw just the one run through of Czech Republic, and it was interesting. A huge...
Some Czech Republic and some Belarus
We rushed in, just so we can say we were here for the Czech Republic but I suspect we did not miss a great...
Iceland – cry cry baby
Phil: This is a good opener for the semi final, although like the last one that we have seen (and all are Greek)- It...
Transitions
Well, so much for the drama. That was a really efficient changeover from Russia to Greece, and neither has lost anything that in any...