What in God’s name were the Latvians thinking?
It was all looking so promising for a few minutes there, but now we're back to the dirges.
The Latvians have called their song What...
Could this be any more Finnish?
Finland has pulled out all the stops to disguise the Finnish origins of their song.
No they haven't. This could not be more Finnish if...
Entente Accordion – Fanlond
It's only taken five songs but there's finally one I have the pashes for. This would be most people's idea of their Eurovision nightmare...
Are you feeling the inspiration yet?
There can't be many people in Estonia called Malcolm. He's dressed very dapper much like his Vicks Sinex namesake or Michael Caine's Alfie on...
Let it whine
Ooh you can tell the heat is getting to me here in Oslo, I'm already sharpening the knife for Georgia. Personally the song was...
A work of quiet Croatian genius at Eurovision 2009
Phil: A work of Genius. Quiet Genius, but Genius non the less. Yes yes, I am aware that I am doing the whole "Croatia...
Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision
Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...
Vive la France
This is good ... Fans of the good old days of Eurovision, finally have something to hold onto. It just worries me that if...
Eeesti has improved
But is Europe going to "get it". By that I mean are they going to want a slightly dark and broody song sung in...
When you see the green man …
Someone needs to tell Albanian Telly to get rid of the green man in his romper suit and replace him and the two MC...