Singing in the rain
What does one say about an Azeri entry at Eurovision? They're never quite content to just sing but instead like presenting their songs.
So it...
A Moment like Give Me Your Love with Your Heartbeat
We could be in Sweden right now, but we are actually in Denmark who have decided to adopt the very worst style of Swedish...
He shaft me up me rim
At least I think that's what the Israeli singer is singing. It's hard to imagine a greater contrast between the first three performers and...
Paper, scissors, stone
Armenia are making this look effortless. Even number two position in the draw isn't going to hurt them. They're clearly sailing through to the...
Funk. Get it? Sounds like ****
Lovers of Blackadder will get my reference above. But back to Lithuania who are obviously in 2006 mode and out to enjoy themselves no...
Hera today gone tomorrow
I'm deeply disappointed because the Icelandic singer didn't vogue for us as we were promised. This is in bad need of some choreography. Euroband...
Don’t go building proper roads in Tirana just yet.
Hmm every so often we get complete classics like Montenegro 2008, Belgian 2006 and Albania 2010 and I'm then forced to tell Europe that...
Malta – One overdone bird
And now a bit of Maltese brilliance. A wonderful ballad delivered by a marvellous singer in a brilliant performance.... splut..kerplunk...phat...ah that's better the mind-bending...
Belgium – This year they’ve cracked it!
Ah. Much more like it. A competent singer singing what is probably the best song we've seen so far.
Some would say that less is...