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10 April – I don’t know how to live without you
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Video Vault – A romance language my arse
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Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 5
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits continue to share ill-informed ideas about what's going to win the 2017 Eurovision...
I fear my eyes will never recover
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Every Greek cliche in a three-minute package
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