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Monday, October 6, 2025
ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

Italy and an acoustic lube

There's a line I'll probably never again write. We are ducking out early as they are running late and they say some roads are blocked...

Boom boom boom!

Italy is up now with Nina fashioning a 50s feel and looking and sounding effortless. This is every bit as good as you would...

Angunn out of the running

...slightly delayed, was watching coverage of the Olympic Flame! Air Miles Angunn and her staging team have RUINED this song. She is wearing a dress...

Gosh I’m knackered after France!

That was busy wasn't it?  And bright!  Electric pulsing lights and Anggun's mates from her local Parisienne gym doing a full on workout on...

Newsflash! The French Fancies….

....have gone topless in the latest run through. Hope that you get this version uploaded, folks... And people told us shorts were risqué here! Monty x https://youtu.be/Ns9wseiIWtI

French fancies

Air-Miles Anggun (and thank you to whoever I nicked that off, I really can’t remember in order to give proper credit) is on stage...

Germany – still life

Oh yes - I had momentarily forgot the Big 5 (and the Azeris) have their first go today! Roman Lob may not have been touched...

Germany as drooled over by Rosé

Gosh he is handsome isn't he? Am struggling to find anyone here who doesn't find him attractive, even the lesbians are drooling... Roman is doing...

Lubed up

The Big 5 and the host are in the hall for our first look at them. The ugly stick has not been within a...

Georgia and Turkey as not seen by Rosé

Well well well what d'ya know...  Trying to get settled back in the arena and saying hello to euro chums I've gone and missed...