Gymnastic fantastic?
I can’t say I’m not enthused by some strapping lads performing physical jerks with their tops off, but combined on the stage with Anggun...
If Estonia was hatesex …
This is more like a shit date. You expect your companion to wine and dine you, but instead you end up the Travelodge in...
18 March – I’ve got the sky in my hands
When your country has had success in our favourite TV show, the pressure is always on your singers to repeat that success year after...
2 March – I’m a real boy, I’m the one who...
It must be daunting when you're drawn to perform last in the Eurovision Song Contest. It might have been less so when they were...
27 October – Darling, get up and move your bottom
Have you had a good week? Has it snowed where you are? Or is it fine and sunny in an Israeli stylee? Whatever your...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 13 – France
“Oh, my love, come back to Paris! Do it for us I beg you” implores Slimane in this achingly heartfelt chanson. I won’t need...
I’m a warrior but a drinker foremost … so … Bye!
I’ve battled to keep time today and just about made it but That Monty and Juha the Finn are dragging me to a Montenegro...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Georgia
As always, Georgian TV has chosen to follow its own Eurovision path - you say banger, they say open-throat close-harmony vocal group. Sadly, this...
Georgia doing Georgia things – it’s Circus…. mircus?
In a move that further cements GPB's position of doing Georgian things for Georgian people at the Eurovision, they have released this "statement" from...
Nick “does” 2025 – Georgia
GEORGIA – Freedom – Mariam Shengelia
Georgia rarely get it approximately right at Eurovision. They seem to have a musical tradition that’s only accessible to...