Lonely Planet – Lonely Scores
The best thing I could say about Armenia is that it is an earnest song - and that really is the best I can...
If someone has the Israeli head of Delegations number…..
Someone needs to call them and say the following phrase
"Get her out of that ridiculous dress immediately!!"
It's not a dress contest, I grant you,...
Coffee is Free, Alcohol not so much
I wish to declare an interest here - Alcohol isn't free in Malmerrrr
However, back to the song - as Wogan once said, it is...
Rehearsals Day 3, gosh this sofa’s comfy
So we have now seen just over 60% of this year’s songs in rehearsals, and today has continued to not disappoint. Once more I’m...
Tomorrow is always one day away
While the rest of Oneurope are drinking cheap grog at some dive in Malmö, I'm putting the hard work in at our friendly neighbourhood...
Here we go, here we go, here we go…
Yep, they've not caught up with me yet, despite my brazen stroll from Riigi Heights this morning. No-one told me it rains sometimes here....
Iceland – Bloody hell fire yes
Whoever said that the Eurovision of 2013 is "a bit shit" is clearly a) right and b) right but in the wrong way.
I would...
Malta……… Just stop it
Dear TVM, can you stop your singer being out of time with the backing track please.
Thanks,
Europe
That was basically his first rehearsal in a nutshell, to...
Finland – no tongues
...talking of kitchen sinks, this one has them too in a very different way. Krista knows what this song is about and she clearly...
Azeri kitchen sinks
I don't rightly know where to start with this, though one phrase could describe all of this without looking
"Typical Azeri Eurovision."
It's everything you could...