Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 2 – Armenia
Survivor by PARG
PARG beings a familiar theme to his Eurovision entry: survival. It’s a well-trodden genre, triumph over adversity, often against the odds....
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We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...
Australia – Still the proverbial ‘dog’s dinner’ on screen
This still looked absolutely fucking ridiculous on the TV Screens. That said, they managed to iron out earlier issues with the matte world on the...
Cyprus – Hi, is that Finland … can we borrow your...
I've just sat with most of Europe's fan and web press as they gave this a massive round of applause on its first run-through.
'Fuego'...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Australia according to Mo
I’m all for Australia being a part of the biggest party going. The support of Aussie fans is epic, and the TV producers really...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 8 – Cyprus
El Diablo by Elena Tsagrinou
Let’s hope Elena Tsagrinou is still around to perform this by May and hasn’t been swallowed into the depths of...
Nadine – worth a flutter
Oh My F**King God! - This song is brilliant. Nadine Beiler has a fab voice and they have finally sorted out the backing singers...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 8/37 – Cyprus
Cyprus – Andew Lambrou – Break a Broken Heart.
After years and years of banger by numbers sung by woman type people, CYBC and Panik...
14 July – Now the city wears an evening dress
The concept known as 'false flagging' is alive and well in our favourite TV show. Sometimes, it's because the singer's home country doesn't take...
ESC birthdays 13 April – Don’t forget your party shoes
At the opposite end to yesterday’s birthday, there are countries who have never made a Grand Final. Well, two countries that have never been...