Cascada – Fuckety Fuck Yes!!
WINNER - You can fuck Georgia to high heaven, this is pissing all over it like a Silvia Night golden shower!!
This is every Cascada...
Germany first rehearsal
Germany is one of the most hotly-anticipated rehearsals as we wait to see whether Natalie can pull off a rousing performance to compete alongside...
Three of a kind?
Spain is sweet and lovely and probably quite forgettable come Saturday which is a shame. Raquel is a vision in margarine, sorry no it's...
France is Dirrrrrty – I likey
If Amandine's version of hell is lots of whips,chains, slings and restraints (Careful Monty), then you can clearly understand what she is singing about.
Filth...
France first rehearsal
France is next. I haven't really rated this but I am interested in what she does on stage as in the video she looks...
Over emoting to the climax of the day
I'm not doing as well today as I did yesterday, and I've also managed to miss Albania. It's probably one of the better ones...
Georgia – It’s like a formula
You couldn't make this song in a test tube to hit that many parts of the "Eurovision Winning Formula" - they really have tried...
We’ve moved into the arena for Albania and a couple more….
It's like the old days! - In the hall with wireless giving you the coverage you deserve... and not want.
The first impression is the...
Totally Max’d out
Greece
Oh gosh we nipped out to the mall to grab a Max burger which totally hit the spot however in doing so we missed...
Greek sex appeal, Norwegian sex appeal
Well I'm afraid I missed the Greek rehearsal as Rosé and I were stuffing our faces with Swedish delicacies for lunch. In lieu of...