Luscious Lithuania (OK luscious Vaidas!)
Ooh Vaidas and Monika are dressed to match the outside weather today, light and summery and they’ve dispensed with the holiday camp waistcoat and...
Lithuania and Ireland in a toast Sandwich
MORNING!!!
You might well have to rely on others for many differing views today and our good friends at Eurovision Ireland are currently in crisis...
Irish Wood Nymph
Molly from Ireland has wheeled her piano and her band into some wooded glade. It’s quite enchanting. I’m trying to think of the last...
Vaidas from Lithuania is Lovely
Lovely Vaidas is on stage now. Lovely Vaidas is singing a duet. Lovely Vaidas has changed his waistcoat for a proper suit today, but...
Georgia – and we’re done for the day
Just time for a couple of lines about Georgia. It’s powerful, and she’s a striking figure in thigh-high fuck-me boots, feathered epaulettes, and a...
I’m a warrior but a drinker foremost … so … Bye!
I’ve battled to keep time today and just about made it but That Monty and Juha the Finn are dragging me to a Montenegro...
Albania not doing it for me
Aww Albania next and this is at the lower level of my middle songs that I don’t mind. It’s really nothing special for me...
Russia and Denmark in one handy sandwich
Well….
Russia was very very professional and is the winner of this semi final, and that's good (I think). Despite all of the protests that...
We’ve had chocolate. We needed it …
Distraction has ensued in the press centre. Firstly with That Jody once he noticed the Danish guitarist, then with lovely Kath from the Belarus...
Missed Russia so Denmark.
Nipped out in the break to find Lost and Found. Got lost. My life is comedy gold, let’s be honest.
Disappointingly nobody handed me in,...