Azerbaijan – oh dear oh dear… this is not good
Samra is as flat as a badger that’s been run over by a Volvo in Gothenburg. She’s really a very bad live singer and...
Cyprus – They’ve clearly killed the wolf for food
As on the first run through they were cutting the shots of the wolf in but back in the 2nd and 3rd rehearsals they...
Czech Republic – Too good for Eurovision?
THIS.IS.CLASS!
This has just about everything you could want out of a ballad in the Eurovision mold. It’s got that classy edge about it that...
Armenia – Well………..
First of all, just so you know, Lunch was a cheese bap and some blueberry cream biscuits… nom nom nom!!
I saw about 40 seconds, but...
Croatia – Are you having a laugh, love!
Oh my actual god…. She’s wearing some sort of dress that is beyond silly. It’s all feathers and silver and open backed so Nina...
Greece – Hmmmmm
Not really gelling together for me this. It’s trying to be everything and nothing, which is a bad thing if we are honest. You...
Finland – lacks attack
Finland are opening proceedings and Sandhja is mincing about in her powder blue cat suit with her mates but it still doesn't sound as...
Denmark….. I believe that we’ve heard this…
….song 4 billion times before and in every Danish National Final evah!
Lighthouse X, pronounced Ten, clearly, are “Doing a Kate Ryan” with their light...
Modern Danish chic and cool – just not in this song
Denmark and time for Lighthouse X (which is a ten, you know, not just a simple X). As you’d expect from a band that...
Lithuania & Australia
Sorry, I thought I’d posted Macedonia ages ago but realised I hadn’t clicked the button – oops! I’ve also been off chatting and having...