Oh our Nathan is a cheeky scamp…
So, when you turn to the big book of Eurovision and see the word "winsome", you'll find a pic of Mr Trent. He starts...
Eurovision is not the same unless there is a cock!
Being a technical god is fraught with issues - I missed her last run through but thankfully she came back and had another go.
Triana...
Armenia – I may have been doing something else.
The first time I heard this today I said "Who is this?" - Maybe I wasn't paying attention, maybe they didn't engage me, maybe...
Gravity you say Hovig?? – Is that your chances floating away?
As with so much today, this promised a lot. From a songwriting factory in Sweden should have come a Eurostomper in the old mode,...
Definitely a blank Czech
They might be calling themselves Czechia nowadays but Czech Republic - as I insist on calling them - still can't find that elusive thing,...
Paper? – Foolscap or A1?
This has all of the ingredients of a good song. It has a decent enough tune, a singer that has a lot of experience...
I admit Tits and Teeth are a thing but Demy… NO
My first impression of this song is "Crikey there are more than 32 teeth in her mouth". Perhaps that's a little bit wrong of...
Azerbaijan – My lovely horse
Dihaj is first up after a short break - and if you've been following the bookies, this song was fancied to turn in a...
Finland – Sing little birdie
After Slavko, we're getting a cold compress in the shape of Norma John and their ode to self harm. I'm assured they're fun people...
Montenegro – From the sublime to the gloriously gay
Rarely has there been such an abrupt mood change at the contest, and this may well play to Slavko Kalezić's chances.
It's like he took...