Germany in actually quite good shocker!
Levina revealed to Eurovision.tv moments before taking to the stage that her performance was going to feature a surprise. It turns out to be...
Germany … it’s amazing what some thought can do
Much as it pains me to say this, Germany is not going to finish last with this one. They have preformed major surgery to make...
Italy – Alé!
It’s all eyes on the hot favourite Italy as they have their first rehearsal. It’s good! Obviously some camera angles to sort (though these...
Italia, il tuo tempo per brillare è ora
That ...
Was ...
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Amazing!
Where do I start? Well, for starters, if any of your local bookmakers are offering even money (or better), get some cash...
This is back in with a shout now
You know the phrase that you can't make a silk purse out of a Sow's ear? Claudia has just proved that you really really...
Macedonia and Malta dance and sing alone
I was so busy enjoying my lunch I forgot to blog about Macedonia. Well – meh. I love this song, it’s one of my...
Austria: Nathan’s pulling a moony
Nathan Trent is up next and he’s pulling a moony. No, he’s not getting his arse out (he's not even singing the word when it...
Oh Nathan …
Quite honestly we've had four dirges this morning from two different semi finals, and then we get this. Nathan Trent is a total class apart from anything...
Latvia – They have rectified Penisgate
In Penisgate news, the Latvians have clearly listened to us and they have coloured the penis in and it now LOOKS like what it's...
Latvia: lovely boots and not a willy in sight
Triana Park complete the first semi-final with an energetic performance. She looks great, with a multi-length hairdo, chopped with sharp edges, in yellow and...