Israel: ending with almost a bang
And last for the day is Israel, and Imri Ziv. Imri is a hottie, and no mistaking. In fact, he’s so hot that he’s...
It’s amazing what a couple of days rest can do for...
That's more bloody like it Estonia!
After a complete dog's breakfast on Wednesday - where it was universally panned - broadcaster EER has gone away, realised...
Estonia: lost in the press centre
I can’t be arse with Lithuania. I’m sorry, but that’s just how it is. What a big stinky heap of crap.
Estonia, however, I am...
Lithuania have a witch on stage …
... it's the only possible explanation for this song methinks. Rumour has it that she would not have her photo taken with an Irish...
Croatia: Jacques & Jacques
Croatia is all the kinds of ridiculousness you’ve heard it is, singing a duet with himself in two different voices. It’s hilarious, none of...
If Tommy Cooper was still with us…
He'd be taking out a suit against the Croatians for breach of gimmick.
They seem to have listened and/or realised that their first rehearsal was...
Ireland … trying to try?
So, Brendan, what attracted you to the multi-billionaire Louis Walsh? Cos it certainly wasn't the promise of a solo career and a place in the...
Ireland: trying (and succeeding) to die
Ten years ago, I fulfilled a dream and went up in a hot air balloon over Australia. Once we got up there I realised I...
Now thats what I call an Album Track
If you take my position that the Netherlands is old-fashioned nonsense, then Denmark is typical of the song that the Danes always send to...
If Estonia was hatesex …
This is more like a shit date. You expect your companion to wine and dine you, but instead you end up the Travelodge in...