Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 5 – AZERBAIJAN
X My Heart by Aisel
Dear God! Even though we have an impressive number of singers opting not to sing in English this year, Azerbaijan’s...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Czech Republic
'Lie to me' is derivative of Justin Timberlake - who wowed global audiences with his Eurovision interval act a few years back. And as...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 4 – AUSTRIA
Nobody But You by Cesár Sampson
Such is the recent success of Bulgaria at Eurovision that the team behind this has been drafted into other...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 17 – France
There are around 30 and 45 seconds between each song so imagine your national commentator (of choice) telling you about this song. It’s by...
31 March – Use your imagination, I’m not easy
First of all, happy birthday Mr Phil. We know you do wonders for this site. And in spite of them, viewer figures are going...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 16 – Finland
Isn't this the song that is supposed to be winning the whole contest according to Eurofans around the world? I’ve clearly missed this hype...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Georgia
As always, Georgian TV has chosen to follow its own Eurovision path - you say banger, they say open-throat close-harmony vocal group. Sadly, this...
30 March – The mail between the linen
Just like yesterday, I've let Mr Phil pick today's birthday. After all, it is his birthday tomorrow. Feel free to wish him many happy...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Azerbaijan
This is easily the weakest Eurovision song from oil-rich Azerbaijan - and a bit of a jolt after the faux art-pop of 2017. No...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 3 – AUSTRALIA
We Got Love by Jessica Mauboy
“I know, I know what you must be thinking” trills Australia’s entrant. Well, if she’s engaging in such a...