Finland – Saara in a spin
It’s time for Saara Aalto, and for us to see whether she’s improved the dog’s dinner of the presentation in the Finnish UMK. She...
Controversial piece number 318 – Saaaara Aalto
This song ... well ... it really does need some words to describe it, I guess.
The first set of words I'm going to use...
Greek drama
Yianni brings us 'Oniro Mou', looking classy in a pure white floor-length gown with trailing sleeves, which she makes a feature of during the...
Greece – Hello, this is the Mid 90’s. They want...
This song - to me - is a return to a time when Europe decided that sounding ethnic at Eurovision was a thing, and...
Greece – ol’ blue hands
Yianna from Greece is a vision in a white flowing gown, with drop sleeves from the elbows to the floor. One of her palms...
Cesár raises us up
Cesár next up, looking smouldering in shiny silver grey ‘drop crotch’ trousers and grey long sleeved top, guess it was too much to expect...
Austria – Have we just seen a contender?
ORF have done a thing! Whenever I say things like that, my heart usually sinks and I hide behind the sofa crying mercilessly.
This time,...
Austria – ain’t nobody but Cesar
It’s Austria now, time to have a good old ogle at lovely Cesar Sampson. Steady myself! It’s not even midday yet, and I’m all...
Croatia – Damn that’s duuuurty
You know when you get a certain vibe from a song and you think "Cor blimey that looks good on stage"? Well I've just...
Macedonian mess and Croatian class
Macedonia
Macedonia (FYR) up now but we only get one showing in the press centre due to the feed not being ready, but one was...