Et Finalament – La Finlande
Saara has made an improvement on the overall performance. She still, though, looks the same as on Tuesday, and starts off strapped to the wheel...
Croatian Crazy talk
Mr Phil was away getting a coffee, so he left me in charge, and armed with just thirty selective seconds of footage (and a...
Greece – Same old same old
To be deathly honest, this rehearsal can be summed up in four words: "same as last time".
There are some rehearsals that make you question...
Austria is excellent
Cesár now has TWO microphones. It doesn't double his output however, but we think he is testing out a hand mic rather than a...
Eestima … there is something amiss here
... and I don't know what it is. The Estonian entry has all of the ingredients of a great song. They also have a dress...
Israel have performed a miracle on that
The Israeli team has literally polished a turd. This really was substandard on Monday, and served to confirm all my conscious bias towards 'Toy'....
Lithuania – It’s more beautiful
Ieva and her delegation need to be applauded. They seem to have either read what most people have written, or have noticed that the...
Czech Republic – The man’s a trouper
Say what you like about Mikolas and the song, he's got balls and guts to even be on the stage at the moment. He's...
Belgium – That’s a lot better thanks
Sennek has upped her game since her first rehearsal but, quite frankly, that wouldn't take much. I'm still not convinced that the opening shot...
Iceland – it *is* too late to save this
Poor young Ari. As we know by now, he's been lumbered with this pile of shite. He's better than this. He has to be...