Nick’s Countdown – Austria and Azerbaijan
AUSTRIA
I feel like I’m getting to that time of life where every so often a question gets asked that punches me repeatedly in the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 7 of 39 – Croatia
The Croatian song starts a run of three days with songs that I actually like which (spoiler alert) stop with that shit from Denmark...
Nick’s Countdown – Albania and Australia
Right, here goes with the previews, and as I'm currently playing catch-up it'll be daily doubles for a couple of days until I've joined...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 5 – Belgium
The Wrong Place by Hooverphonic
Hooverphonic’s participation in 2020 caused quite a stir, as one of the best-known acts outside the Contest. They’re mostly back...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 5 of 39 – Belgium
The title of this song, The Wrong Place, accurately describes what I think about this song in so many ways. It’s definitely in the...
5 April – You’re not alone you’re not alone you’re not...
It's always daunting being first on in a song contest. It's bad enough if you get the Saturday night gig. But if you get...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 4 – Azerbaijan
Mata Hari by Efendi
I could pluck three words from the lyrics of this and deliver you of the most precise and succinct review of...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 4 of 39 – Azerbaijan
History really IS repeating itself here, because now for the third time in four reviews (and counting) a song title has been reused from...
4 April – I’m sure there’ll be good times, there’ll be...
Do you have a favourite stage prop of all time? Is it a staircase used by the UK in 2009? The collection of pictures...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 3 – Austria
Amen by Vincent Bueno
Can I get an amen up in here? Well, yes, you can. We’ve waited since 1995 for another Amen and now...