Day 5 – Lithuania to Sweden
Goedemorgon Oneuropeans, and welcome to my updates from Day Five. Semi final one (most of), rehearsal two. We're only missing Malta, who'll be first...
16 November – Hotter than sriracha on our bodies
What do you think of those fan favourite songs? There's usually one every year. Are you fully on board with them, and think they're...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 10 – Czech Republic
If ever there was an band who you could imagine releasing a third album full of songs like this, it’s Lake Malawi. This is...
It’s Saturgay, I’m freezing my tats off…
Good morning Europe, god moron Malmo! And good morning hangover! Not an all singing, all dancing one with pyros but a gentle one that...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 9 of 39 – Czech Republic
As we don’t write these in one group setting, and we can’t anyway with Covid, we don’t know what each of us has written,...
Iceland – it *is* too late to save this
Poor young Ari. As we know by now, he's been lumbered with this pile of shite. He's better than this. He has to be...
Michael Ben David unveils revamped Eurovision song
Michael Ben David will represent Israel at the Eurovision Song Contest 2022 in Turin with the song 'I.M'. For the past few weeks, he's...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 8
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits continue to share ill-informed ideas about what's going to win the 2017 Eurovision...
Good draw for Bonnie!!
Hot footing from the arena back to the press centre to see the German conference before back to arena for Sweden! I'm jiggered and...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 18 – Iceland
Systur - Með Hækkandi Sól
I didn’t think that the Grand Ole Opry had an outpost in Reykjavik, until these three trotted up to...