3 December – What did we both do wrong?
The home entry. A good thing or a bad thing? Well, you're guaranteed a warm welcome as you get your three minutes on stage....
Germany – I truly don’t feel hate
Germany – first rehearsal report here
Jendrik has done it. Congratulations. I no longer feel hatred for this song. Lord knows I should; it really...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
Lord of the lost - Blood and Glitter
Having seen Mo's review, who gave this song a 0 and, as Georgia showed, I'd already wrote...
18 December – You’ve often told me: “We’re strong, both of...
You know how there are lots of jobbing songwriters out there. The ones that have a whole clutch of songs that they peddle around...
Four points of view on Germany
Phil: I didn’t see enough Germany to comment
I was getting sustenance in the form of an overly priced Ham and Cheese Kornspitz and a...
Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision
Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...
29 September – Tell me, when will I be rewarded with...
It's a truth that we always go on about the recent contests and about how much better they are than those of old. But...
2 July – ‘Cause you’re already gone in my head
The Big Four/Five is a thing that has always divided opinion. Should they compete in the semi-finals with the rest or not? It's true...
9 March – Theatre, it’s like an intoxication
There is an elite bunch of people out there who have taken part more than once. It's as if they cant get enough of...
18 November – Too many girls have cried
Our friends in Germany haven't had the most consistent of times of late. Yes, they've had one win in this Century, but also a...