26 January – I saw in your face what you are...
Duets can be an odd thing. Get it right, and you can feel the chemistry oozing from the two singers. Get it wrong, and...
3 December – What did we both do wrong?
The home entry. A good thing or a bad thing? Well, you're guaranteed a warm welcome as you get your three minutes on stage....
29 June – What is your gift to me?
Remember Germany? They win very occasionally and also finish near the bottom of the table these days? A country in the middle of Europe...
Germany – Sometimes there are no words
And the ones that caused such merriment among meme makers have vanished from the backdrop - as well as the faux sister photos.
This remains...
Germany – Keep it together
A long day in the Eurovision house ended with Germany and the unrelated S!sters.
Some elements of the German national final stayed - though it...
Germany – Very underwhelming
Well the abiding feeling of this song is one of being totally underwhelmed. Thankfully, they seem not to have brought the spinning platform, but...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 16 – Germany
One of the trends of recent years has been to set up bootcamps for budding Eurovision songwriters, bringing together promising composers to pool their...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 16 – Germany
You’d have thought Germany would have learned something from their somewhat “accidental” fourth place last year with a song that I thought was a...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Germany
This hotchpotch box of awfulness deserves to be sent back to Germany unopened.
From the dreadful lyric (I tried to hold you under, but honey,...
9 March – A long forgotten dream comes back to life
It's trier time again. And what a trier we have today. There have been others, but no-one else has performed in three contests, and...