Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision
Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...
Late Afternoon Musings
Sweden - Franko says: "This is the worst thing in this contest by a country mile ... I would rather listen to the Bulgarian...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 16 – Germany
Poor old Germany. Despite victory in 2010 the subsequent decade has been a decidedly mixed bag of fortunes. Three top 10 finishes accompanied two...
Germany first rehearsal
Germany is one of the most hotly-anticipated rehearsals as we wait to see whether Natalie can pull off a rousing performance to compete alongside...
29 June – Turn around and show your face
Remember Germany? They win very occasionally and also finish near the bottom of the table? A country in the middle of Europe bordering lots...
Video Vault – Week 9 – I swear I’ve heard this...
In this instalment of the Video Vault Phil has his breath taken away by how shockingly bad Germany can be. Then remembers...
31 December – Who cast a spell on you and brought...
We end the year with a legend among singers from the more northern end of our fair continent. Still in show business, she's been...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 9
You know how you'll miss us when we're gone, well that day is finally here. The last of our Eurovision Countdown shows for 2017....
27 September – On Friday you’re dancing with Ben
We should never forget our history. Back in the mists of time, the contest was in sunny Lugano. The venue isn't there anymore, but...
Is this a countdown to a win?
What would NDR give for a win in their final staging of the Eurovision selection for Germany? - Well whatever they'd give, they might...