Peas will calm
Now I know you're supposed to be kind to the infirm, but they also prefer it if you treat them like the normal human...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Georgia
There was a bit of the anguished lounge singer going on in Oto's performance at the 'Idol' final. (And someone needs to have a...
Georgia – and we’re done for the day
Just time for a couple of lines about Georgia. It’s powerful, and she’s a striking figure in thigh-high fuck-me boots, feathered epaulettes, and a...
The Seven Greatest Eurovision Non-Runners Of All Time
For the second year running there will be a song in the Eurovision souvenir programme that will not be performed on the big night....
18 June – Varada varada, varada rada hee
Do you ever spot when countries appear to put in songs they like, rather than ones they think can win our favourite TV show?...
31 January – Oximated
You know that thing when you're waiting ages for a bus and then two come along at once? Or, when you were at school,...
Georgia – The contest’s ALIVE!!!
Dear GPB, the screenwriters of the 1980 classic film “Flash Gordon” want their ideas and costumes back. Having said that, though, she doesn’t half...
Bow down at the altar of Georgia
There are people around me in the press centre who think that they have just seen the second coming. Words like: "Can you get...
17 March – Don’t you let them steal your dreams
Do you ever wonder what becomes of Eurovision stars after they've had their three minutes of fame? I'll wager some of them go back...
Nick “does” 2025 – Georgia
GEORGIA – Freedom – Mariam Shengelia
Georgia rarely get it approximately right at Eurovision. They seem to have a musical tradition that’s only accessible to...