11 May – I ran away pulling funny noses at nothing
You may think that the winners are the most important things to come out of the contest. They are one of them, obviously, but...
12 June – I liked our toxic love
It's an old adage that anyone can won our favourite TV show. If the song's good enough, it'll shine through. And past performance is...
Eurovision 2015 – Another day of rehearsals
The morning after the night before at Eurovision is always a little bit sad, with dejected fans, disappointed delegations, and some oddments of promotional...
There are times in this contest where …
... you just have to stand up and admit you were wrong.
This, Europe, is one of those moments.
For months I was of the opinion...
French chic with a message
In contrast to Germany, France seems so classy, and Madame Monsieur have this all but perfected. They look good, they sound good, and now they...
How many composers does it take to write a Eurovision song?
Apparently, it takes a plethora of songwriters to ensure France slumps to the bottom of the table in Rotterdam. That might sound a touch...
28 February – A lot of fruits in the valleys and...
France are good at Eurovision. Well, they have been in the past. And anyone can win our favourite TV show. And wouldn't you love...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 13 – France
Évidemment by La Zarra.
Every year I lament the rum luck of the French, the nation who I think has been one of the most...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: France is very French
FranceLouane – Maman
France arrives this year draped in melancholy and bathed in sepia, with Louane delivering what is arguably the contest’s rarest creature: an...
Gosh I’m knackered after France!
That was busy wasn't it? And bright! Electric pulsing lights and Anggun's mates from her local Parisienne gym doing a full on workout on...