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Friday, October 3, 2025
ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

It’s all a bit meh for Cyprus

Nick: There's a strange man about four feet to my right who keeps saying "meh" at me. I'm underwhelmed myself. Evdokia starts the song...

Last night’s fitba and more of the songs

Now you may know me as the fella on this team who likes to do context. Y'know, the things that go on around town...

Cyprus served in the Leskovac style

Nick: I'm not entirely sure what the Leskovac style actually is, but these are the 36th country to rehearse and I'm rapidly running out...

Evridiki channels Saint Carola of Stockholm

Nick: Looks like the real wallpaper's arrived... the Commodore 64 look has gone, to be replaced by a particularly attractive animated doiley and some...

Sigh-prus

Nick: Gosh, it's... it's what the future used to be like. It's the music of 2000 as predicted in 1980. It's Manic Miner and...

Cyprus – new frock, still no chance

Well she may have looked better in the hall last night - but on the telly it still looks bad. It will be cheered...

Stand by for action!

Embed from Getty Images Embed from Getty Images We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...

Ireland, Cyprus, Monaco

Sorry but we are going to have to leave early - remember it's a Sunday tomorrow and we need to go and shop for...

And on to Ireland and Cyprus

Ireland are sort of... he looks alright, actually. Seems very confident and comfortable, the mix of the song is a bit beefier and meatier...

Now – This is why I come to the Eurovision

Three songs in a row - and all of them are different but the same. Cyprus - Now, it was rumoured that the Cypriots had...