Catching up on the morning by Monty
I’m stealing a few moments at work to muse on the morning. On the whole it looks a bit slicker than yesterday and the...
Cyprus first rehearsal
Well its clearly the best thing we have had so far today, but I fear thats not much to go on. She has borrowed...
Drop those big money balls
It looks hideous - Christos and his gang don't need to be swaying about the stage and the woman with the big balls doesn't...
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...
Another Day Over
It's official - Sweden are imploding. After an eventful rehearsal they've postponed the press conference to a time yet to be determined, and cancelled...
They come for the cake, they stay for the cheese
Or so I gather, anyway. I wouldn't know myself of course, there are even rumours that some people like to hear what we've got...
My camera never lies
Phil: If anyone important in the Cypriot delegation is reading this ... thank GOD you (and everyone else we have told) has spoken to Jon...
Citrus Spring
Regular readers of this column will know that I've had some history with the Welsh so it was a surprise to find that Cardiff...
Eurovision 2009 – A view from afar
Now, to my Jaded eye (do you see what I did there?), none of these looked half bad - until the last 30 seconds...