Cyprus – new frock, still no chance
Well she may have looked better in the hall last night - but on the telly it still looks bad. It will be cheered...
Cyprus – no frills
CyBC are so poor, they have only sent Desperate Olympics for this performance with no backing singers and no chance....
She can sing this and...
5 February – I dream you are coming back to me
I'm feeling old today. I remember songs from the 1980s as if they were yesterday. And here we are in the third decade of...
Another Day Over
It's official - Sweden are imploding. After an eventful rehearsal they've postponed the press conference to a time yet to be determined, and cancelled...
7 March – High, high highs, yeah
When that all important voting starts, often some five hours after the Grand Final of the Eurovision Song Contest begins, do you find yourself...
24 November – From Paris to LA over the night all...
You can tell when some countries are really out for a win. And that is really out for a win. They up their game,...
It’s all about the hashtag
If you've spent the last few months under a stone, you might not know, but in this #world, you're nobody without a hashtag. And...
Cyprus – big in the hall but the stage is swallowed...
I went over to the arena to watch the first go of Cyprus. I’m a little underwhelmed, if I’m honest. We’re only allowed in...
Cyprus are staging this ALL WRONG.
I’m really quite upset here. I expected John to break my heart in a good way this afternoon. Staged right, that could have had...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 9 – CYPRUS
After notching up their best ever result at Eurovision last year, Cyprus has a hard act to follow. Whilst few thought 'Fuego' would set...