Cyprus first rehearsal

Well its clearly the best thing we have had so far today, but I fear thats not much to go on.  She has borrowed her grannies fireplace, or has been outside the arena and picked up some builders junk to stand on – She sounded a bit off key and a bit shouty  and the whole vocal line sounded a bit ropey to be honest , but we knew that would happen which is why they have drafted in the 6th “singer” that is off stage to “help her out a bit”. Always a risky ploy, but one that is needed.  Not sure about the eyewateringly dark background that makes epileptics have a fit but hey, CyBC like it.

It should qualify with ease on this performance but someone has to tell her that dance moves like that are very 1990’s!!!