Distracted by tits and tattoos…
We've just had a break in which we availed ourselves of more beer and happened upon the Irish dancing boys having a sneaky cigarette....
A morning round up
So, my morning at Eurovision 2009. I won't even try to discuss everyone, just the three or four that had time to have any...
19 August – It’s in your mind, live your life instead
At last, a birthday to celebrate. Are you as excited as I am? It seems like weeks since I could.
So here we have a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 5 of 39 – Belgium
The title of this song, The Wrong Place, accurately describes what I think about this song in so many ways. It’s definitely in the...
22 January – You’ll be in my thoughts forever
You know sometimes when you look at song, and then realise it was in our favourite TV show nearly 30 years ago. It really...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 6/37 – Belgium
BELGIUM – Strobe Lights – Red Sebastian
I really disliked this song when it was originally entered in Eurosong 25. I couldn’t see the hype...
Monty reviews Belgium & Finland, and looks forward to tomorrow
Belgium
Phil has the right adjective for this: adequate. There’s nothing in it which is distasteful, unpleasant, or even vaguely wrong, but yet still it’s...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Belgium
Belgium – City Lights by Blanche
Like Azerbaijan, Belgium’s 2017 entry is another to whip out to demonstrate the direction Eurovision is travelling. The BBC...
9 June – Did you want to devour me?
Do you ever hear a song and think that it sounds a lot like another song? It's not quite plagiarism, but there are similarities...
11 August – Free to cry out your dreams
Do you often wonder what happens to Eurovision singers once they've done their stuff on that stage. We know some become real musicians or...