21 May – Posing so we’re hustling young queens
Eurovision can be a fickle thing. One minute you're finishing top three, the next you're failing to qualify for the Grand Final. It's tough,...
Eurovision 2002 – Second rehearsals – Wednesday
Cyprus
A source close to me said, " This one is staring the big R in the face." What is "The big R"?? said I....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Austria
Austria have followed the Bulgarian example and gone knocking on the doors of Symphonix International. And it shows.
Last year, the team produced something that...
A Rare Midweek version of ” What the hell?”
Well, considering it's the last Wednesday before the end of the 2021 Eurovision Selection Season, that must mean no songs left... yes? Well HELL...
So why, Phil, do you do this? – For days like...
Oh Austria you little beauty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMmLeV47Au4
Our Eurovision saviours have arrived and this year they are not from the moon but froim Austria via Serbia. I...
Nick “does” 2025 – Austria
AUSTRIA – Wasted Love - JJ
Dearest reader, it has been brought to my attention that my marks appear a little, shall we say, eccentric...
The Austrians questionable dress sense
On the Austrians come in what we're told will be 'national costume' - although the memo clearly didn't get to everyone as there tracksuits...
26 January – Dreams in the hearts, which are dull and...
Legend is a word used way too much these days. Someone can spend three minutes on a stage, sing a song in a mediocre...
22 December – Devil take the hindmost, I simply have to...
In every contest, someone always wins. Even if it's not the person you want to win. But also someone has to come last. It's...
1 October – Be more colourful, not just black and white
Way back when, when Austria only had one win under their belts, they kept trying and trying. They attempted with folks, butterflies, and even...