Oh Phil Phil Phil…
You've got your curmudgeonly midweek slump on again, intcha!
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As I type I've had to do a runner into the corridor, cos...
Albania to kick off 2020 Eurovision national final season
Get ready for your Eurovision Christmas present. Albania picks its song just as much of Europe decks the halls with boughs of holly.
There's not...
27 January – Don’t hit it with stones
Eurovision can be a terrifying beast. You're there on stage, possibly alone, with several thousand rabid fans before you, only some of whom want...
25 August – My plane is landing on the unlit runway...
Do you remember when the contest went east? About as east as it's possible to go whilst still being in Europe? It was a...
Albania after Lunch
Firstly, I hear there is FREE CAKE and FREE TEA in the press working area? - Is there a Mrs Doyle in the press...
Albania is your usual pre christmas fun!
So whilst we have been away gnashing our teeth and generally shouting at the world going "Who the feck would want to crash the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 1 – ALBANIA
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My fellow OnEuropeans may be well ahead of me in Counting Down this year, but here I am - the original...
Albania and NOT Iceland next
Iceland have been delayed by a car crash they have not been involved in (Ironic, given on stage they will be involved in one...
Those Christmas FiK songs are out
As tradition dictates we have our first christmas miracle. The 20 songs that will be fighting for the Albanian ticket to Eurovision are all...
17 February – Now it’s broad daylight
Just occasionally a song passes me by completely. It's not a bad song, or a silly song. It might just be unfortunate enough to...