Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Cyprus
Aussie Andrew Lambou is this year's imported talent taking to the stage for Cyprus at Eurovision. And to be fair, there's nothing especially wrong...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 38: Slovenia – Blue and Red by...
“How can I mix red and blue together?” muses ManuElla. Well, they come up quite nicely together in a bruise, I’d say. Thankfully ManuElla’s...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Spain
SPAIN - Blas Canto - Voy A Quedarme
I have two confessions to make, loyal consumer of my wordstuff products!
1) When I sat down to...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 22/37 – Lithuania
I know that for 18 years I have had the pleasure of a laminated badge that tells me I am important, and for 22...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Serbia
'Kruna' brings nothing new to the 2019 Eurovision table. It's a production-line slice of Balkan pop.
I'm not especially keen on former Barbara Dex Award-winner...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 31 of 39 – Russia
Russia has missed a trick - they led everyone to believe by their silence that Little Big were going to have a second bite...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 13/37 – France
La Zarra - Évidemment
Time for my dad joke
Teacher - Johnny, can you tell me a sentence with fascinate in it?
Johnny - Yes miss, My...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 6 – BELGIUM.
Because of You by Gustaph.
I passed a most agreeable weekend in Brussels this January, all the sweeter after having to cancel my previous two...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 11 – Denmark
Reddi – The Show
Now I, like every non-Danish person watching this final, didn’t know that this song had won the super final, as the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Romania
Yodel It by Ilinca featuring Alex Florea
I hope you’ve had the opportunity to attend the brilliant Eurobeat, a theatre show parody of Eurovision with...