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Malik Harris - Rockstars The German Final of 2022 made me question my life choices.  t was, to be blunt, fucking awful with six songs...

Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi Like 'Arcade' before it, this song arrives with all the power of an articulated truck, crashing through many of the...

Space Man – Sam Ryder After years of deserved low scores, someone at the BBC (aided by TaP) has hit lucky and plucked a decent...

Cyprus – Andew Lambrou – Break a Broken Heart. After years and years of banger by numbers sung by woman type people, CYBC and Panik...

Ai Coração by Mimicat. If you don’t have anything good to say don’t say anything at all, advised every parent, ever. It’s a strategy I...

Are you still with me? We’re into the 20s, so over the hump. When I’m writing these commentaries, I always tend to flag around...

GeorgiaMariam Shangelia – Freedom There’s earnest, and then there’s Freedom, which barrels in like it’s been sent on a mission to single-handedly fix the world...

Netherlands - Claude – C’est la Vie.  No - not this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0UGGMM_ScM&pp=ygUeQ-KAmWVzdCBsYSB2aWUgTWVsb2RpZmV0aXZhbGVu Nor this one either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irouCtF445I&pp=ygUYQ-KAmWVzdCBsYSB2aWUgTHlzIEFzc2lh But Claude, a fine name for a singer in my humble...

Azerbaijan – Tell me More – TuralTuranX The first thing I get from this song is the feeling that the backing track could be the...

I'm at that age where it isn't just policemen who look too young to be doing the job, it's extended to Swiss Eurovision entrants....