Eurovision Countdown 2025: Belgium is vaguely threatening
BelgiumStrobe Lights – Red Sebastian
Belgium has sent in the fog machine early this year, accompanied by something that approximates a song if you squint...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 27 – Montenegro
If this is a glimpse into Montenegro’s version of heaven, I’m glad I live in a different country and follow a different belief system
This...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 34/37 – Sweden
I'm gonna say this right off the bat - I hate Euphoria. It's not the best song of all time, in fact it wasnt...
Nick “does” 2025 – Montenegro
MONTENEGRO – Dobrodošli - Nina Žižić
8 December 2024: Montenegro announces after a rethink that they will be represented in Basel by Nina Žižić performing...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 19/37 – Israel
Remember how I said earlier in this review shenanigans that a song needs to give you either a positive or negative reaction at this...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 3 – AUSTRALIA
We Got Love by Jessica Mauboy
“I know, I know what you must be thinking” trills Australia’s entrant. Well, if she’s engaging in such a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 26 – Lithuania
When you have a gazillion week semifinal procedure and then pick a song about growing old, you risk reducing your voting demographic.
However, it’s the...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Iceland
I like that Hatari bring variety to a show that often drifts towards the musical middle ground. Without doubt, their Tel Aviv performance will...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 39 – United Kingdom
Embers by James Newman
As Eurovision 2020 stumbled towards its inevitable cancellation and hospitals the world over – including the temporary field location set up...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Slovenia
Starting out like New Order's magnificent Blue Monday, this 'song' soon heads in a very different direction.
Slovenia never really seemed to get Eurovision. It...