Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 17 – France
There are around 30 and 45 seconds between each song so imagine your national commentator (of choice) telling you about this song. It’s by...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 16 – Finland
Isn't this the song that is supposed to be winning the whole contest according to Eurofans around the world? I’ve clearly missed this hype...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Georgia
As always, Georgian TV has chosen to follow its own Eurovision path - you say banger, they say open-throat close-harmony vocal group. Sadly, this...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown Part 15 – FYR Macedonia.
FYR Macedonia are often victims of being themselves in this contest. They seem to be stuck between a rock and a hard place, believing...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Azerbaijan
This is easily the weakest Eurovision song from oil-rich Azerbaijan - and a bit of a jolt after the faux art-pop of 2017. No...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 3 – AUSTRALIA
We Got Love by Jessica Mauboy
“I know, I know what you must be thinking” trills Australia’s entrant. Well, if she’s engaging in such a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 14 – Estonia
It's rare I meet or interact with anyone on my wavelength for more than 2 seconds, but in this instance our beloved Mo has...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Estonia
I'm gunning for one of the big favourites today. Might as well just come out and say it, I really don't get the hype....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 13 – Denmark
Ah, Denmark: the country whose Eurovision past is as rich as a full bodied Rioja ... punctured by the abomination that was Emilie De...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 2 – ARMENIA
Qami by Sevak Khanagyan
If two songs are enough to pick a trend, then so far 2018 is making an early bid as the year...