Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 37 – Switzerland
Tout l’Univers by Gjon’s Tears
It’s either a brave or a foolhardy artist who illustrates their work with a car crash. The temptation to compare...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 26/37 – Norway
Norway – Queen of Kings – Alessandra
This is much more like it. Norway tends, as Wogan used to say, to either win or score nothing...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 8/37 – Cyprus
Cyprus – Andew Lambrou – Break a Broken Heart.
After years and years of banger by numbers sung by woman type people, CYBC and Panik...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 16 – Germany
Malik Harris - Rockstars
It's a nice enough song, performed by someone who (thankfully) doesn't have one of those dreadful talent show voices. Even if...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 2/37 – Armenia
f you want ethnic, come to Armenia – or at least listen to this song. To the untrained ear of the Eurovision viewer, this...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 31 – Poland
Poland’s most memorable Eurovision moment is 2014’s saucy milkmaids and buxom butter churners, a performance that spawned memes a-plenty but split audience opinion (the...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 29 – Norway
Subwolfer – Give that Wolf a Banana
This almost didn't make it thanks to Covid - they had to give up their MGP heat place....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 18 of 39 – Ireland
When my late mother was still with us, and I’d been naughty at school, she’d often say (amongst other things) that she’d wrapped my...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 30 – Poland
There’s a high level of angst throughout our Eurovision entries this year, perhaps understandably given the two years we’ve all lived through. But few...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 21 – Italy
Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
Like 'Arcade' before it, this song arrives with all the power of an articulated truck, crashing through many of the...