Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 41 – Sweden
And so, dear friends, we are now at the third last song in this mammoth piece of writing! - Sadly, though, it's that camp...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – United Kingdom
I've saved my (current) home entry for last. I've struggled to understand why it's received almost universal panning on the fan boards.
SuRie is an...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 40 – Spain
Right - where do I start with this?
Let's lay my cards on the table here ... I don't like this song ... at all....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 42 – UKRAINE
Under The Ladder by Mélovin
“The project MELOVIN started in Odesa in 2012. The name comes from a combination of the holiday Halloween and the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 41 – SWITZERLAND
Stones by Zibbz
After winning the first Contest in 1956, it’s fair to say the Swiss have struggled at Eurovision. They’ve finished last on 9...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 40 – SWEDEN
Dance You Off by Benjamin Ingrosso
Benjamin’s got these really lovely hairy forearms. No, wait, I’m not suddenly going all twinktastic, but I feel I...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 39 – Slovenia
Slovenia have a great track record in this contest and EMA can be, in my opinion, one of the best song selections in all...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Germany
It's easy to do the Ed Sheeran comparisons, and indeed Master Ed's song could easily pass as a lesser cut from the latter-day housewife's...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 38 – Serbia
Here we go again – Balkan Ballad mark 2 from everyone’s favourite Balkan county. I don’t know what it is with these types of...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 37 – San Marino
Ok – Lets get all of the b*llocks out of the way here. SMRTV can not organise a piss up in a brewery. This...